Today’s blog

Lynn Murphy Mark
The breakfast buffet
There are definitely some gifts that keep on giving. Some gifts benefit others in new ways. Some gifts are thoughtfully picked out with the main purpose of bringing joy. Jan and I were the beneficiaries of such a gift last Christmas. Our New Jersey kids and grandkids sent us a “Bird Buddy”, the subject of this blog.
I have been a fair weather bird nutritionist for several years. I listen to friends who are bird lovers about the best food for backyard wild birds. My biggest question always is, “are there seeds out there that the squirrels won’t like?”. My experience of putting seed out has been watching squirrels figure out how to raid the kitchen and turn it into the neighborhood squirrel feeder – birds be damned. A friend recommended a type of seed that squirrels allegedly will leave alone. Safflower seeds is the answer. Well, in Creve Coeur, Missouri, they have acquired a taste for them. Squirrels 1, Lynn 0.
I bought a “rodent proof” feeder and watched the neighborhood rascal learn how to shimmy up the pole and get to the food. He would also jump on the top of the feeder, stretch his rubber body until he could eat upside down. I finally gave up and just started spreading seed on the ground. Squirrels 2, Lynn 0.
So when the package arrived before Christmas Jan and I could not imagine what was in the big square box. We decided to wait until Christmas but then Jackie gave us permission to open the gift a few days early. We were completely surprised by the contents. I watched YouTube videos about how to assemble a little house-shaped electronic gizmo bird feeder. At one point I wished my son-in-law, Momoh, was around because he would have snapped it together in no time. Finally, I followed the recommended steps instead of relying on Who-needs-instructions-I-can-do-it-myself ignorance.
It was a month after Christmas before the weather permitted me to spend time outside assembling a hook to hold the feeder, and finally hang it. The nifty little camera was all juiced up and ready to take pictures of the feathered visitors who came to feast on a whole new kind of mixed seeds. I placed the feeder where we could watch it from the living room and I can see it from my desk.
The guidebook said it might take a couple of days before birds would start visiting. Not in Creve Coeur. It was only up for a couple of hours before our feathered neighborhood residents discovered a new restaurant in birdtown. I kept watch for the squirrel but he apparently has found another venue. I haven’t seen him come close. Instead, every bird in town is spreading the news.
So far our most common visitors are the house sparrows. A cardinal couple comes faithfully every day as do the several pairs of mourning doves. We’ve had Juncos and Chickadees, house finches, and one robin. In the morning after the sun comes up I love watching the crowd take turns helping themselves to a hearty meal. There is occasional bad bird behavior as the sparrows do a little shoving to get to the perch. The doves, being the biggest birds, simply squat in the middle of the seed platform so there’s no room for anyone else. Then the little guys are confined to pecking seeds off the ground.
The photographic restaurant was an immediate success. So much so that I went through a 10 pound bag of seed in no time. Finally I decided to become more like my favorite restaurant. First Watch opens early in the morning and serves food until early afternoon. Every morning I fill a big scooper and carefully pour it into the feeder. The patrons are already lined up on tree branches waiting for a table to become available. Throughout the day, pictures of birds come to my phone. I really enjoy checking out who is visiting.
These days there it’s easy to get discouraged by the political environment. Every day the question is, what will they screw with today? And, unfortunately, there’s always an answer about yet another critical agency being gutted by fools who often have to reverse the damage they’ve done. So, my Bird Buddy helps me remember that Mother Nature will outlast the buffoons. I watch the tiny creatures and marvel that they evolved from the dinosaurs millions of years ago. Come to the table, little feathered buddies!

